I've finally awakened!

[Reforged]

Well hi there, let me give you a heartwarming introduction to this little pocket of existence.
Now I know you came here thinking you'd find a hub of intellectual conversation but guess what? Nope. Not going to happen.
Instead you are going to find yourself being horrified, frustrated and baffled as nutcases who demonstrate all the personality of arse cancer express their utterly unbacked views and seem shocked you don't just take their quoted verses as proof that you are living in a universe controlled by whatever strange closet case of a deity they happen to be pitching. Sometimes they'll use metaphysics which by its very definition is unknowable and undetectable by us and so we cannot hope to entertain any idea of forming accurate concepts within it... and then claim their deity falls into that category apparently dead to the self-contradictory irony of their utterly ridiculous proposition. And yes, you will find people who believe we are the result of cavemen being fucked by aliens. Infact you'll find all sorts of strange little people who just trample in apparently not satisfied with whatever other forums and strange sexual fetishes they have available to them on the world wide web. You'll encounter stupidity on a scale that will make you want to gouge your eyes out and throw them at your screen.
Eventually you'll learn to accept this with wry bemusement and a slightly sado masochistic edge. You'll laugh at the absurdity of it but it will be a dead, hollow laugh that will reflect the utter hopelessness of the situation.
You'll slowly come to realize you are a sane member of an insane species purposely segmented into so many pieces it resembles the shreded remains of a masterpiece that vandals have taken a slightly watery shit on, you are Jack Nicholson in "One flew out of the cuckoos nest", you are utterly fucked.
Welcome. :-)

Raphiel; it usually takes new members a while to get to know me. Then after me there are christians here as well, I would get my coat now if I were you.

I'm not sure if you're berating me or coming on to me. I'm genuinely baffled as to the meaning of your post.
Either way I'm slightly aroused.

I am also sufficiently pleased with how unsettling my introduction to the new member was. The tradition has been honoured.