RE: U.F.O.'s and atheists.
September 19, 2012 at 10:08 pm
(This post was last modified: September 19, 2012 at 10:10 pm by Reforged.)
I find I have to agree with Aron about aliens not being politically correct because I know from first hand experience. No, really.
They took me onto their home planet for a three years.
They weren't particularly interested in testing me. They just kept making me do auditions until eventually they starred me as the token human in "Wassup Glornek?", a popular saplings program in which saplings would take it in turns to go up on stage and talk to Glornek, a magical space spatula wielded by Quine who played the role as a sort of sapling entertainer/ventriloquist.
After that went downhill thanks to Quine having a scandal in which he was accused by various vugonauts to have molested their saplings. Couldn't find much work after that so I hitched a ride back.
Oh wait... no... no that might of been an acid trip taking inspiration from the career of Timmy Mallet and a particularly fucked up episode of star trek.
Yeah, nevermind.
They took me onto their home planet for a three years.
They weren't particularly interested in testing me. They just kept making me do auditions until eventually they starred me as the token human in "Wassup Glornek?", a popular saplings program in which saplings would take it in turns to go up on stage and talk to Glornek, a magical space spatula wielded by Quine who played the role as a sort of sapling entertainer/ventriloquist.
After that went downhill thanks to Quine having a scandal in which he was accused by various vugonauts to have molested their saplings. Couldn't find much work after that so I hitched a ride back.
Oh wait... no... no that might of been an acid trip taking inspiration from the career of Timmy Mallet and a particularly fucked up episode of star trek.
Yeah, nevermind.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.
- Abdul Alhazred.
