Actually, by saying he saw "real UFOs", it could be interpreted as he saw real objects which were unidentified - rather like my "genuine anecdote" bit. Sadly, in this case as in so many others, he immediately goes on to 'identify' them.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
