RE: De-Motivational
September 20, 2012 at 8:48 pm
(This post was last modified: September 20, 2012 at 8:49 pm by Cinjin.)
(September 20, 2012 at 8:32 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Freud would have flipped over that.
ftfy:
Yes, I'm a Christian. Yes I can be
the biggest hypocrite ever. I backslide.
I judge everyone. I enjoy all the fun things
that all the unsaved do, but god is working
in me. I may be a total asshole, but worshiping
god makes me that way, and he is slowly
turning me into a condescending, self-absorbed
prick just like him. One day I'll be by his side,
but unfortunately I have to wait till I'm dead.
Until that day, I will take his invisible hand and
get ready for the bizarre twisted plan he has for
my guilt-ridden life of emptiness. When he is
finished ruining my life and lobotomizes me
upon entry to heaven ... it will all be worth it.