Actually, something's been bugging me about the two films disembowelled in this thread; after a little digging I now know what it is:
Abrams'-Trek Star Wars!
Abrams'-Trek Star Wars!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'