(September 26, 2012 at 12:55 am)Blackrook Wrote: I offer to liberate all their gay friends and give them everything they want and all I ask in return is that they stop killing babies.
Would it surprise you to learn that I have never killed a baby in my life and, in fact, I have never met anyone, atheist or otherwise, who has done so? Or would you say I'm lying?
(September 26, 2012 at 1:23 am)Blackrook Wrote: Atheists can't trade homosexuality for abortion because the Man they work for wants a win on both issues.
Here's a tip: if you use a larger piece of foil, you can make a hat that fits properly and that won't cut off the oxygen supply to your brain, yet still keep out the satanic NWO mind rays. In fact, I hereby make you an offer - I can supply you with military-grade tinfoil, at a very slightly reasonable price. PM me for details.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
