RE: De-Motivational
October 2, 2012 at 2:18 pm
(This post was last modified: October 2, 2012 at 2:18 pm by Cyberman.)
I remember one by Gorbachev, when he was interviewed on some BBC talk show after he'd left office. As I remember, it went something like this:
A man went to the bakery to buy bread, but when he got there he saw that the queue was easily a block long. He got into line and waited, and waited, and waited. After about two hours he saw to his annoyance that the line had hardly moved.
Frustrated, he turned to the guy behind him and said "I've had enough of this! I'm going to go home, get a knife, then go to the Kremiln and kill Gorbachev!" To which the other man replied, "I've just come from there; the queue for that's twice as long as this one!"
A man went to the bakery to buy bread, but when he got there he saw that the queue was easily a block long. He got into line and waited, and waited, and waited. After about two hours he saw to his annoyance that the line had hardly moved.
Frustrated, he turned to the guy behind him and said "I've had enough of this! I'm going to go home, get a knife, then go to the Kremiln and kill Gorbachev!" To which the other man replied, "I've just come from there; the queue for that's twice as long as this one!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
