(October 4, 2012 at 7:18 pm)Notary Public Wrote: Oh and Violet will you go out with me.
One coupon for free boyfriend never expires
I don't do the whole dating thing to meet people... that's a reservedly romantic activity for those already lovers

And I don't need coupons for free boyfriends... there are plenty of men who'd go for me. Unfortunately, I am not perfectly 'trophywifeable' yet. Much more interested in my fellow women for the last few months... but I am far more than a little susceptible to going all "
you're big..." when a truly delicious piece of manflesh comes round.And triple entendres are my specialty.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day



