RE: Steak
October 5, 2012 at 7:50 pm
(This post was last modified: October 5, 2012 at 7:51 pm by Tempus.)
Oh, look at all you fancy folk, "cooking" your steak. Give it to us raw and wriggling! You keep nasty chips...
I dunno how I prefer steak. I just eat it however it's prepared. I hate having to decide how much it's cooked. I can't handle the pressure! Just cook it, mang! Damn it, I came here to relax not stress over grill temperature, cooking duration, sealing and juices. Damn person with their little pad and clicky pen, "how would you like your steak done?" How? How?! Look, I dunno, just get outta my face, okay?! I can't deal with this right now, mang.
I eat butter sometimes...
Just... butter
I dunno how I prefer steak. I just eat it however it's prepared. I hate having to decide how much it's cooked. I can't handle the pressure! Just cook it, mang! Damn it, I came here to relax not stress over grill temperature, cooking duration, sealing and juices. Damn person with their little pad and clicky pen, "how would you like your steak done?" How? How?! Look, I dunno, just get outta my face, okay?! I can't deal with this right now, mang.
(October 5, 2012 at 5:15 pm)pgrimes15 Wrote: If I wanted to eat something that my knife went through like butter, I'd eat . . . butter.
I eat butter sometimes...
Just... butter