Anarchism

[The Grand Nudger]

Public roads, water lines & the like would absolutely still exist!

No, they most emphatically would not, you would have to pay the tariff I set and enforce with my rifle (and that of my amigos..... all, likely, more violent, better armed, and better trained than yourself). Who you gonna call to help you out? That's right, nobody. I mean hell, maybe we could be persuaded to protect you from the likes of ourselves and others...provided you pay the tariff.

So, because government is gone, somehow roads wouldn't exist? I'm surprised this wasn't brought up sooner, since this seems to the the first thing people gravitate towards. I'm headed out for a drink, but will elaborate on this point a little later. Yes, I did attend public school, against my will. I had no say in the matter, therefore it's invalid. I am vehemently against public schools though!

Good, so your lot will be both vulnerable and ignorant, the tariff just got larger.

Contrary to popular belief, Somalia does in fact have a government. They have a parliament & a president. It is a democracy, just like the U.S., but different at the same time. I would have no interest in visiting because their culture differs from that in which I'm fond of & their climate isn't partial to redheaded individuals.

I'm partial to redheaded individuals, would you like to join my little army? No? Tariff just got larger.

The reason shit is so chaotic there, has nothing to do with government or lackthereof. Their civil unrest is due to their culture & most likely, religion(s).

And the ineffectiveness of their government.

Again, people view anarchy as "total chaos" & in certain sub-sects I would agree.

I don't, I imagine a very orderly line at my checkpoints, everyone waiting carefully (with their mouths shut and their currency out) to pay the tariff.

However, anarcho-capitalism is structured to work, in my opinion.

See the above.

That which is set into place (I've done extensive research) makes sense to me & is the only fair way of running things. Which is: Non-aggression principle,

Whoa..whoa...whoa...why in the fuck would I want to sign on-board with a principle like that? Are you seriously just hoping that people will play nice? I'm gonna tax you, I'm going to take what you have, and hell, you never know, I might just get drunk and do doughnuts on your crops in my Up-armored pickup.

self-ownership,

Enforced by whom?

voluntary association,

Protected by whom?

and natural order.

Right, tariffs and technicals. As natural an order as can be imagined.