Hello

[Kane]

The only two Iraqi jokes I know are-

An old man on the bus with his son noticed his son looking at a girl, so to bring his sons attention back to other things poked him and said 'God is great', and everybody ran screaming from the bus.

Or the old poor Afghan man who had lost everything and was living in squalor who woke up suddenly, and turned to his wife and said-
'Oh thank god, I dreamed I was in Iraq.'

I have lots of jokes .. but it lose it sense in translation

here's one for you :

a little boy crying
his granpa : what's wrong ?
the kid : my bike has been stolen !
granpa : do you know who did it ?
the kid : I'm sure It's mom and dad !! I've heard them talking yesterday and mom was saying : take a ride before the kid wake up )