That's a beautiful notion. Please do share the article if you can find it. Of course, I could look for it myself, but I'm not only a godless heathen but a bloke as well; I'm obliged to do everything arse about face.

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'