(November 14, 2012 at 9:54 am)Justtristo Wrote:(November 14, 2012 at 9:15 am)DeistPaladin Wrote: Modern Christian ideas of their god are closer to Zeus than Yahweh anyway. Just consider how Yahweh never once smites anyone with lightning.
Not that Zeus didn't also have his moral failings but at least the Greeks where honest enough to never claim otherwise.
Nah Yahweh smites people with earthquakes and plagues.
And misses every time, relying on its groupies to pretend otherwise out of embarrassment if nothing else. What a loser. To borrow from Woody Allen, the best that can be said of this god is that it's an under-achiever.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
