Interesting. An inconsequential story about someone leaving a hatch open for thirty years is crap, but someone rising from the dead and then flying off into the sky is perfectly reasonable?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'