Doubtful use of the word "pun", I fear. Don't get me wrong, I see where you were going for the irony, but quite often words have very specific meanings and their misuse only leads to confusion. I suggest refraining from using them if you don't know what they mean. It'd be like me taking some random bible verse and twisting the context; that would only get your back up.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
