Welcome aboard! We seem to be in danger of being overrun by Ozzies... not that I mind in the slightest; Australia is probably my favourite part of the globe. I welcome our Antipodean overlords!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'