A few questions

[Nine]

1. What do you believe about make-believe?

Its fun

2. What do you believe about "nothing"?

Well 'the nothing' in fantasia is because people stopped using their imaginations. Then terrorists invaded imagination land. Oh wait..

3. What do you believe about the gullibility of human beings?

Its hilarious. I convince people of all sorts of bull for my own amusement. I'm a dick

4. If God doesn't believe in atheists, what does he think of agnostics?

He's not sure.

5. What do you believe about life and suffering?

Depends how I'm feeling. For the last few weeks I was all like "Fuck the world" now I'm like "Meh its okay"

6. How do we get knowledge?

• a. From the assertions of ancient books.
  
• b. Observation/experience.
  
• c. Pulling stuff out of your ass.
  

Personally I prefer C. Just because then I don't have to read anything.

7. Why is God's beard grey?

Because he's a statue.

8. How do you determine right and left?

I just know! I used to do the whole hand thing where your all like "Hey when I hold out my left hand and stick my thumb out it makes an L shape! OMGOMGOMG!" Infants school is so witty.

9. What is the meaning of life for God?

To be on toast?

10. If woman was created from a rib, why do we need condoms "ribbed for her pleasure"?

Something to do with aerodynamics or something like that.

11. If you have a specific denomination you belong to, please explain how it's anymore truthful than all the many other denominations.

Creationist Atheism. Duh.. Isn't it obvious.

12. Which is more closely related to the trinity?

• a. Multiple personality disorder.
  
• b. Polyamory
  
• c. Polytheism.
  
• d. The three stooges
  

Neo! Unless Trinity had a sister.. I don't think she did.

13. If God is all-good and all-knowing, how can he ever play a game fairly?

Ummm

* Nine 's head explodes