Omegle

[Overmars]

You: AH MAH GAWD!!
Stranger: ohmy.gif
You: ITS AN ALIEN!!!
Stranger: SHIT WHERE
You: HE'S AT MAH WINDOW, TAPPING AT IT!!!
Stranger: F***
You: I'M GONNA DIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!
You: OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
Stranger: GRAB SOMETHING AND USE IT AS A WEAPON
You: The Omegle user "stranger" is now one of us.
Stranger: NOOO
Stranger: DAMN YOU ALIEN SCUM
Stranger: YOU WONT TAKE ME
Stranger: NOT ME
You: We are coming for you now.
Stranger: MOTHER****ERS
Stranger: BRING IT ON
Stranger: IMMA **** YOU UP SO BAD YOU WISH YOU COULD FLY HOME
You: We ask that you prepare your entry region for examination
You: Via probe
You: It makes our job much cleaner.
Stranger: Look E.T. coming here will be the last mistake you made.
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?!?!
You: ABORT MISSION!!!!
You: WE GOTTA GET THE **** OFF THIS PLANET!!!
Stranger: Thats right. Come ere boy.
You: Here, have your dude back as well... just don't hurt us.
Stranger: Stranger, you there?
You: Yeah mate
You: thanks for that
Stranger: Anytime. We gotta hold together if we wanna win this.
You: My arse is still a bit sore, but I'll be ok.... as will our planet
You: for now....

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Have you considered letting Jesus Christ into your life?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: Obtaining user IP...
You: IP obtained.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This will always scare people.