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RE: Daily quotes

December 16, 2012 at 10:06 pm

a young man in Bavaria askes a man if he can marry her daughter.

he says yes.

soon after that yes and after they spent some time together he returnes home.

he tells his own father that he doesn`t want to marry her anymore

the father asks why.

the young man explains to his father that he found out that she was no virgin anymore.

the father replies: "Good decision son! If she isn`t good enought for her family, then she isn`t good enought for ours!"

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Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - December 14, 2012 at 5:50 am

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RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - December 14, 2012 at 10:46 pm

RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - December 15, 2012 at 10:16 pm

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RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - December 16, 2012 at 11:04 pm

RE: Daily quotes - by Something completely different - December 18, 2012 at 7:27 pm

RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - December 18, 2012 at 9:19 pm

RE: Daily quotes - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - December 18, 2012 at 11:47 pm

RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - December 19, 2012 at 5:37 am

RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - December 20, 2012 at 1:01 am

RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - December 20, 2012 at 1:55 am

RE: Daily quotes - by Jackalope - December 20, 2012 at 3:02 pm

RE: Daily quotes - by Brian37 - December 20, 2012 at 3:17 pm

RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - December 20, 2012 at 3:38 pm

RE: Daily quotes - by Brian37 - December 20, 2012 at 4:03 pm

RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - December 20, 2012 at 6:46 pm

RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - December 22, 2012 at 8:04 am

RE: Daily quotes - by Brian37 - December 30, 2012 at 8:13 am

RE: Daily quotes - by Rayaan - December 23, 2012 at 4:51 am

RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - December 23, 2012 at 8:27 am

RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - December 23, 2012 at 11:29 am

RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - December 23, 2012 at 11:37 am

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RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - February 1, 2013 at 11:36 pm

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