RE: Goodluck ?
December 17, 2012 at 5:25 pm
(This post was last modified: December 17, 2012 at 5:26 pm by YahwehIsTheWay.)
(December 17, 2012 at 5:19 pm)catfish Wrote:(December 17, 2012 at 5:11 pm)Minimalist Wrote: But your own fucking bible says that "god" commanded it. WTF are you to countermand "god?"
Try to remember that you are the bible thumper, not me. I just like taking it and shoving up your ass.
Admit it, you don't really know the Bible, do you?
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Dude, Min completely schooled you on the Bible. And he's heathen unsaved, unrepentant, foul-mouthed trash. And he's schooling you, a supposed believer in what our Holy Book says?
This is embarrassing! Just admit you're a phony Christian who's total knowledge of scripture can be written on a cocktail napkin and save us both further humiliation!
Now me, I don't have a problem with the contradictions between OT and NT because I have the ultimate escape clause "Jesus died for that!" Sure, there's no part of the Bible that outlines which old laws are voided ("fulfilled") but hey, you can't prove that Jesus DIDN'T die so I can have shell fish. Making shit up is an old tradition.
(December 17, 2012 at 5:19 pm)catfish Wrote: All parody asside, I'm up for the "True christian™" game. You go first...
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How about the Tim passage I quoted to you?
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
