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Goodluck ?
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RE: Goodluck ?
(December 17, 2012 at 5:19 pm)catfish Wrote:
(December 17, 2012 at 5:11 pm)Minimalist Wrote: But your own fucking bible says that "god" commanded it. WTF are you to countermand "god?"

Try to remember that you are the bible thumper, not me. I just like taking it and shoving up your ass.

Admit it, you don't really know the Bible, do you?
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Dude, Min completely schooled you on the Bible. And he's heathen unsaved, unrepentant, foul-mouthed trash. And he's schooling you, a supposed believer in what our Holy Book says?

This is embarrassing! Just admit you're a phony Christian who's total knowledge of scripture can be written on a cocktail napkin and save us both further humiliation!

Now me, I don't have a problem with the contradictions between OT and NT because I have the ultimate escape clause "Jesus died for that!" Sure, there's no part of the Bible that outlines which old laws are voided ("fulfilled") but hey, you can't prove that Jesus DIDN'T die so I can have shell fish. Making shit up is an old tradition.

(December 17, 2012 at 5:19 pm)catfish Wrote: All parody asside, I'm up for the "True christian™" game. You go first...
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How about the Tim passage I quoted to you?
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church

™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. 

And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:  Wink
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Goodluck ? - by Kousbroek - December 16, 2012 at 8:27 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by Norfolk And Chance - December 16, 2012 at 8:32 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by SpecUVdust - December 16, 2012 at 2:19 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 17, 2012 at 2:17 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by Minimalist - December 17, 2012 at 3:33 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 17, 2012 at 3:46 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - December 17, 2012 at 3:50 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by Minimalist - December 17, 2012 at 5:11 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 17, 2012 at 5:19 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 17, 2012 at 5:25 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 17, 2012 at 5:40 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 17, 2012 at 6:35 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 17, 2012 at 6:39 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 17, 2012 at 8:36 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 17, 2012 at 8:59 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 17, 2012 at 9:58 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 17, 2012 at 3:55 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by Undeceived - December 17, 2012 at 4:45 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 17, 2012 at 4:53 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 17, 2012 at 5:07 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by Undeceived - December 18, 2012 at 2:49 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 18, 2012 at 12:53 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - December 17, 2012 at 6:40 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by Minimalist - December 17, 2012 at 7:38 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 17, 2012 at 7:45 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 17, 2012 at 10:38 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 17, 2012 at 10:46 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 17, 2012 at 10:54 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 17, 2012 at 11:13 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by Minimalist - December 17, 2012 at 11:23 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by LastPoet - December 18, 2012 at 12:58 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 18, 2012 at 1:12 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by LastPoet - December 18, 2012 at 1:26 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 18, 2012 at 1:22 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 18, 2012 at 5:35 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 18, 2012 at 8:00 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 18, 2012 at 8:05 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 18, 2012 at 8:08 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 18, 2012 at 8:56 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by Simon Moon - December 18, 2012 at 8:09 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 18, 2012 at 8:15 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by Simon Moon - December 18, 2012 at 8:25 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 18, 2012 at 8:52 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by Simon Moon - December 18, 2012 at 9:05 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by downbeatplumb - December 19, 2012 at 12:27 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 19, 2012 at 2:03 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 18, 2012 at 9:06 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 18, 2012 at 9:55 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 18, 2012 at 10:01 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 18, 2012 at 10:15 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 18, 2012 at 10:45 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 18, 2012 at 10:53 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 18, 2012 at 10:58 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 18, 2012 at 11:48 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 19, 2012 at 5:07 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 19, 2012 at 9:54 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 19, 2012 at 10:50 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 19, 2012 at 11:48 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 20, 2012 at 1:33 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 20, 2012 at 6:00 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 21, 2012 at 6:16 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 22, 2012 at 10:42 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 23, 2012 at 1:15 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 23, 2012 at 1:45 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - December 23, 2012 at 11:51 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 23, 2012 at 4:26 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - January 2, 2013 at 11:52 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - January 3, 2013 at 9:24 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - January 4, 2013 at 4:36 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - January 4, 2013 at 9:56 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by downbeatplumb - December 23, 2012 at 2:29 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - January 8, 2013 at 6:12 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - January 8, 2013 at 9:04 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - January 9, 2013 at 3:29 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - January 9, 2013 at 5:53 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - January 10, 2013 at 5:52 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - January 10, 2013 at 9:52 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - January 10, 2013 at 9:54 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - January 10, 2013 at 9:54 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - January 10, 2013 at 10:00 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - January 10, 2013 at 11:48 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - January 10, 2013 at 12:34 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - January 10, 2013 at 2:21 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - January 10, 2013 at 6:21 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - January 10, 2013 at 7:22 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - January 10, 2013 at 7:47 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - January 10, 2013 at 8:11 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - January 10, 2013 at 8:31 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - January 11, 2013 at 2:26 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - January 12, 2013 at 4:24 am
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - January 12, 2013 at 3:32 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - January 12, 2013 at 3:48 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by pocaracas - January 12, 2013 at 5:30 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - January 12, 2013 at 5:46 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - January 14, 2013 at 2:58 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - January 31, 2013 at 10:15 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - February 2, 2013 at 2:28 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 2:50 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - February 2, 2013 at 4:16 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 5:22 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by YahwehIsTheWay - February 2, 2013 at 6:15 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 7:19 pm
Re: Goodluck ? - by fr0d0 - February 2, 2013 at 7:46 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 7:59 pm
Re: Goodluck ? - by fr0d0 - February 2, 2013 at 8:09 pm
RE: Goodluck ? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 8:27 pm



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