RE: Atheist demotivational pics
December 24, 2012 at 1:53 am
(This post was last modified: December 24, 2012 at 1:58 am by KichigaiNeko.)
hock: Oh dear!![[Image: 199729_406723132741213_317416387_n.jpg]](https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/199729_406723132741213_317416387_n.jpg)
courtesy Australian Atheist Republic
This is NOT MINE. Another guy on another Atheist page posted this. I just copied it, and edited it a little bit. I fixed some grammar mistakes the guy had.
Concerned student: God why is there so much violence in school?
God: I'm not allowed in school.
Student: Wait hang on, so you are telling me that the most powerful being ever and the supposed creator of the entire universe, can't enter a public school, because they are not allowed to teach about your religion or any other, and that even though a student can wear a cross and even have a Bible in his possession, and supposedly if we let you into our hearts you will always be with us and protecting us, but as soon as we get on the grounds of a public school you leave and stay off the grounds until we leave?
God: .......
Student: Well?
God: Um... Uhh... I work in mysterious ways.
Student: That's not an answer.
God: Well if I was allowed to be in schools, that shooting never would have happened.
Student: Then explain why in churches paedophile priests have molested children inside the walls of the church, which is a place where you sir are allowed to be?
God: ......
Student: That's what I thought.
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
