What one thing?
Well there are a number of things that are fundamental to my faith.
The virgin birth, if only I'd been born of a virgin, I know I would have made more of my life. Alas I as an ignorant babe I accepted the breast of a tainted woman, if only I'd realised she'd been sullied by a penis, I would have demanded formula, or a goat to suck on.
He was a carpenter, was he an OK carpenter or did he give up the trade 'cause he was crap at it? I could never follow a failed carpenter, unless he was turning my water into wine I suppose.
He spent some time fishing, did he toss the undersized ones back?
He rode a donkey, if he kicked it I wouldn't like him.
If he didn't have tight abbs but was in fact fat, I'd probably go with Buddha, he seems a cheerier chap anyway.
Well there are a number of things that are fundamental to my faith.
The virgin birth, if only I'd been born of a virgin, I know I would have made more of my life. Alas I as an ignorant babe I accepted the breast of a tainted woman, if only I'd realised she'd been sullied by a penis, I would have demanded formula, or a goat to suck on.
He was a carpenter, was he an OK carpenter or did he give up the trade 'cause he was crap at it? I could never follow a failed carpenter, unless he was turning my water into wine I suppose.
He spent some time fishing, did he toss the undersized ones back?
He rode a donkey, if he kicked it I wouldn't like him.
If he didn't have tight abbs but was in fact fat, I'd probably go with Buddha, he seems a cheerier chap anyway.
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