The number of times in the last month or so when I've had to bite my metaphorical tongue so as not to spill the beans is unbelievable. We are in the presence of greatness, my friends.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'