Why should anyone even want a relationship with God?

[Ryantology]

Not nigh-impossible, plain old impossible. That's why there's a savior ya know.

So, by your own admission, Jesus is the solution to God's own problems. not ours.

So don't. Doesn't bother me. I find it interesting though that you waste your time bitching about it all. Seems to contradict your claim that your time is precious.

Making pithy internet posts takes much less time than a lifetime of dedicated spiritual slavery.

You have no clue what you are talking about.

I'm sorry, I'm not well-versed in logically-void nonsense.

You still can't answer the 'why' question. Please don't bother with "well, you have that choice" or "some don't". I'm asking, why should anybody want this kind of 'relationship'.

If you can't answer that, then your own faith has no basis.