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RE: Moses
January 15, 2013 at 8:01 pm
(January 15, 2013 at 6:59 pm)pocaracas Wrote: To me, it'll always be this guy
[Image: charlton-heston-as-moses-in-the-ten-commandments.jpg]

Bonus points for whoever can translate the tablets!

Dear fuckin "chosen people"...

Pay no attention to the dumbass twit in the maroon dress.
He was on peyote and he totally misunderstood what I said.

He's going to tell you to cut your dicks, don't listen to him, it WILL hurt.
He's also going to tell you to continue the pagan practice of sacrifice even though I never commanded him to.

He's a moronic horn-dog who just wants to fuck everything in sight so he'll also allow you numbnuts to divorce your wives for any reason you like.

Don't worry though, after I fuck up your lives for being dumbasses with blood on your hands, I'll send a prophet to tell you all of this shit again...

Have fun,
Your Creator. Smile
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Moses - by rexbeccarox - January 15, 2013 at 5:21 pm
RE: Moses - by frankiej - January 15, 2013 at 5:22 pm
RE: Moses - by Minimalist - January 15, 2013 at 5:23 pm
RE: Moses - by rexbeccarox - January 15, 2013 at 5:26 pm
RE: Moses - by Minimalist - January 15, 2013 at 5:27 pm
RE: Moses - by frankiej - January 15, 2013 at 5:36 pm
RE: Moses - by catfish - January 15, 2013 at 5:59 pm
RE: Moses - by pocaracas - January 15, 2013 at 6:59 pm
RE: Moses - by catfish - January 15, 2013 at 8:01 pm
RE: Moses - by Autumnlicious - January 15, 2013 at 7:00 pm
RE: Moses - by jonb - January 15, 2013 at 8:00 pm
RE: Moses - by The Grand Nudger - January 15, 2013 at 8:17 pm
RE: Moses - by Minimalist - January 15, 2013 at 8:40 pm
RE: Moses - by Christian - January 16, 2013 at 3:03 am
RE: Moses - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - January 16, 2013 at 3:06 am
RE: Moses - by Christian - January 16, 2013 at 3:10 am
RE: Moses - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - January 16, 2013 at 3:22 am
RE: Moses - by Zen Badger - January 16, 2013 at 5:29 am
RE: Moses - by jonb - January 16, 2013 at 11:33 am
RE: Moses - by catfish - January 16, 2013 at 1:45 pm
RE: Moses - by KichigaiNeko - January 16, 2013 at 5:32 am
RE: Moses - by rexbeccarox - January 16, 2013 at 5:47 am
RE: Moses - by KichigaiNeko - January 16, 2013 at 6:11 am
RE: Moses - by Cinjin - January 16, 2013 at 3:22 pm

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