God of the Bible Exists!

[Cinjin]

All dear Christian friends on this forum - we all know that our God exists. I have seen some of you trying hard to prove His existence to others when deep in your heart you know God exists. Do you try to prove to others that the Sun/moon/stars exists? I guess no. So why are you trying to prove that existence of God which already has proof of existence?

All dear intelligent friends on this forum - we all know that laughter exists because we read this post. I have seen some of you trying hard to stifle your laughter even though you know it exists to offer you joy. Did you try to stifle your laughter when Chris Farley was alive? I guess no. If nothing else, christards are entertaining and I would never want you to give yourself an aneurism by attempting to keep a straight face when such hilarity is freely offered upon us.

Christianity can be dangerous and violent, but once in awhile a funny one comes along and posts silliness on our forums ... "and for that, we thank you."