Bald Prophets are Dangerous

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But which word? So far we've had two bears clearing a path through forty-two young people (but definitely not children, oh no, because that doesn't sit right with the Sunday school image); while simultaneously those same two bears killed at least forty-two kids. The only point of agreement seems to be that the god of the story is a petulant prick with such hair-trigger ego problems that Freud could have retired on it.

Assuming god wouldn't simply have had Freud devoured by bears for daring to psychoanalyze him rather than prostrating before him, of course.