Here's a lunch I like to make:
Sandwich: (filling from Top to Bottom): 4 half-slices of bacon, white turkey burger patty [ideally greased with peanut oil to prevent stickage], deli cheddar cheese, and some slices of deli Chicken all over a bagel.
Side: Portabella mushroom cap, celery stalk, 2 apples (Granny Smith and Braeburn).
Milkshake:
Step 1: Pour about 7/10 cup of milk (just estimate) into a Magic Bullet blender cup.
Step 2: Add a half tablespoonful of vanilla pudding mix and a dash of vanilla extract [needless to say, this is not halal] to the milk.
Step 3: Add 4 scoops of vanilla ice cream to the mixture and Blend.
Step 4: When it's good enough, add whipped cream and sprinkles.
Sandwich: (filling from Top to Bottom): 4 half-slices of bacon, white turkey burger patty [ideally greased with peanut oil to prevent stickage], deli cheddar cheese, and some slices of deli Chicken all over a bagel.
Side: Portabella mushroom cap, celery stalk, 2 apples (Granny Smith and Braeburn).
Milkshake:
Step 1: Pour about 7/10 cup of milk (just estimate) into a Magic Bullet blender cup.
Step 2: Add a half tablespoonful of vanilla pudding mix and a dash of vanilla extract [needless to say, this is not halal] to the milk.
Step 3: Add 4 scoops of vanilla ice cream to the mixture and Blend.
Step 4: When it's good enough, add whipped cream and sprinkles.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
