Quote:you all do realize that the True Word of God has stood the test of time so in rare cases, I may need to reference the Good Book.
Excuse me but what test is that? That ignoramuses still think it was really written by fucking "god?"
Your bible reminds me of something I wrote many years ago to another fundie numbskull. I called it "The Tax Fraud Analogy."
In essence, it works like this.
Picture a courtroom where a man is on trial for tax fraud. On the witness stand is the lead auditor from the IRS - or whatever the English equivalent is. The witness details that he examined all of the entries on the tax return in question and the defendant could not provide a single item of substantiation for any of the entries he made. No cancelled checks. No invoices. No cash disbursements. No receipts. No nothing.
At this point, the defendant jumps up waving the tax return which forms the basis of the indictment and screams "you're wrong...its all written right here."
That's you and your fucking bible, pal. You can't back it up with any tangible evidence but you think all you have to do is wave it around and it magically means something.
Well, it doesn't. It's a pile of shit.
