Well, a couple months ago, while I was still attending college classes, I saw this girl walking around barefoot, (and in case you want a mental image, she looked like Anna Faris in The Dictator with sandy hair and glasses), and eventually, I gathered up the courage to talk with her, I showed her some of my stories, and I even managed to snap a picture of her feet (with her full consent, by the way).
Unfortunately, when I tried to send her an email, she basically said, "Sorry, I'm a lesbian." We're still friends, and though she rejected my offer to officiate at her wedding ceremony (as I am a ULC minister; and yes, I am well aware that the ULC is pretty much just an organization that allows people to be ordained free of charge or dogmas) as soon as Illinois legalised same-sex marriage, she did say that if she met any straight girl who liked going barefoot as much as she did, she'd let me know.
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Unfortunately, when I tried to send her an email, she basically said, "Sorry, I'm a lesbian." We're still friends, and though she rejected my offer to officiate at her wedding ceremony (as I am a ULC minister; and yes, I am well aware that the ULC is pretty much just an organization that allows people to be ordained free of charge or dogmas) as soon as Illinois legalised same-sex marriage, she did say that if she met any straight girl who liked going barefoot as much as she did, she'd let me know.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
