Atheist from Belgium

[Metallica]

Hi, where are you from?

Nooo, we made Belgian chocolate !!! (from cocoa that doesn't grow in Belgium lol)

Yes, we speak French in the south, Dutch in the North, and less than 1% of the population speak German...

A very confusing political system, you are right, a lot of Belgian even don't understand it...

We also have a king and his family, that we pay generously with our taxes...

Je suis alemange, mon papa est anglaise.
Je parle pas le petit francais, parce que j'étais dans france trois fois.

I think this vid says all one has to know about your very confusing political system:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlwHotpl9DA

But really, I dont know much about your country. I did have some Belgian chocolate, which was a present from someone, but I always thought that it was swiss or that you manufactured it in a swiss way.
In the end it doesn`t really matter if it`s Belgian, Dutch, German or swiss chocolate since all manufacture their chocolate with beans from Ivory Coast - as you pointed out.

The Brits kind of seem to be obcessed with making jokes about you on the other hand.
But they seem to dispise everyone, including themselves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3e6IWsJA9U

I like the last video, this is really funny... I didn't know that English like laugh about us... Usually, this is French that like that. But I'm ok with that because we have a lot of jokes also about them, as you surely have about Canadians, am I right?
For example :

*Do you know why there is only one Paris in the whole world? Because there is not enough ass hole elsewhere to have another one (in French, that's funny, I swear)

*How many French do you need to unscrew a light bulb? only 1, because he thinks that the world is turning around him.

* Why belgian jokes are so short? for French people to remind it