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He's Back!

Poll: Do you think Jesus Christ will return from wherever in your lifetime?
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I think it is very likely.
11.76%
 4 11.76%
Even if he doesn't, it'll probably be sooner than later.
2.94%
 1 2.94%
I think it'll probably be quite a while yet. There's still a lot of souls worth saving here.
11.76%
 4 11.76%
Many christians believe christ will return soon. I just hope I'm on the list.
2.94%
 1 2.94%
Jesus is a fictional character ... and Santa Clause never brought you presents fucktard!
67.65%
 23 67.65%
He's already here!
2.94%
 1 2.94%
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He's Back!
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RE: He's Back!
January 26, 2013 at 8:42 am
(January 26, 2013 at 7:42 am)fr0d0 Wrote:
(January 26, 2013 at 6:55 am)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: I didn`t read the bible, but dind`t Jesus promise to be back within 1 or 2 generations of him leaving?
He came back straight away, and is with us now.

Can you get me his address? Cause we could really clear up a lot of confusion for a lot of people right now.


Quote:But that isn't the 2nd coming. As time marches on the probability increases. As I understand the Bible assumes this reality to be time limited.

If he's already here now, how is he going to come back to already being here??? And if he manages some how to come back to a place that he is somehow already at ... by my count that makes it the third coming, not the second.

To compound these oddities you bring to light - Didn't he say that he goes somewhere to prepare a place for you when he left the first time? Was he done that quick? I'm still confused how he came right back, but that trip doesn't count as a return???????
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He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 6:31 am
RE: He's Back! - by downbeatplumb - January 26, 2013 at 6:34 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 6:49 am
RE: He's Back! - by Something completely different - January 26, 2013 at 6:55 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 6:58 am
Re: RE: He's Back! - by fr0d0 - January 26, 2013 at 7:42 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 8:42 am
RE: He's Back! - by DeistPaladin - January 26, 2013 at 10:44 am
RE: He's Back! - by Napoléon - January 26, 2013 at 10:02 am
RE: He's Back! - by jonb - January 27, 2013 at 12:34 am
Re: He's Back! - by fr0d0 - January 26, 2013 at 10:37 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 6:57 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Minimalist - January 26, 2013 at 7:03 pm
RE: He's Back! - by LastPoet - January 26, 2013 at 8:17 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Faith No More - January 27, 2013 at 12:19 am
RE: He's Back! - by Pompey - January 27, 2013 at 6:43 am
RE: He's Back! - by Minimalist - January 27, 2013 at 10:29 am
RE: He's Back! - by Christian - January 28, 2013 at 5:42 am
RE: He's Back! - by Dee Dee Ramone - January 28, 2013 at 5:47 am
RE: He's Back! - by Darth - January 28, 2013 at 6:06 am
RE: He's Back! - by Jackalope - February 1, 2013 at 1:42 pm
RE: He's Back! - by ThomM - January 28, 2013 at 10:59 am
RE: He's Back! - by Drich - January 28, 2013 at 12:25 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Christian - January 28, 2013 at 4:36 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 29, 2013 at 1:26 am
RE: He's Back! - by Minimalist - January 28, 2013 at 12:45 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Drich - January 28, 2013 at 5:44 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Minimalist - January 29, 2013 at 1:33 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - January 29, 2013 at 4:44 pm
RE: He's Back! - by ronedee - February 1, 2013 at 11:22 am
RE: He's Back! - by Nine - February 1, 2013 at 11:25 am
RE: He's Back! - by ronedee - February 1, 2013 at 11:31 am
RE: He's Back! - by DeistPaladin - February 1, 2013 at 11:39 am
RE: He's Back! - by Nine - February 1, 2013 at 11:39 am
RE: He's Back! - by pocaracas - February 1, 2013 at 12:45 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 10:49 am
RE: He's Back! - by Question Mark - February 1, 2013 at 12:13 pm
RE: He's Back! - by WinterHold - February 2, 2013 at 2:39 am
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 3:14 am
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 7:44 am
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 11:53 am
RE: He's Back! - by DeistPaladin - February 2, 2013 at 1:04 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 12:57 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 1:03 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 1:06 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - February 2, 2013 at 1:10 pm
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 1:11 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 1:16 pm
Re: He's Back! - by fr0d0 - February 2, 2013 at 3:39 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Nine - February 2, 2013 at 4:55 pm
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 4:51 pm
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 5:03 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Nine - February 2, 2013 at 5:05 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 5:07 pm



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