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Poll: Do you think Jesus Christ will return from wherever in your lifetime?
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I think it is very likely.
11.76%
4 11.76%
Even if he doesn't, it'll probably be sooner than later.
2.94%
1 2.94%
I think it'll probably be quite a while yet. There's still a lot of souls worth saving here.
11.76%
4 11.76%
Many christians believe christ will return soon. I just hope I'm on the list.
2.94%
1 2.94%
Jesus is a fictional character ... and Santa Clause never brought you presents fucktard!
67.65%
23 67.65%
He's already here!
2.94%
1 2.94%
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He's Back!
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(January 28, 2013 at 5:42 am)Christian Wrote: 36 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[a] but only the Father. 37 As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 38 For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark; 39 and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 40 Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left. 41 Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left. 42 “Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come. 43 But understand this: If the owner of the house had known at what time of night the thief was coming, he would have kept watch and would not have let his house be broken into. 44 So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him.

Matthew 24:36-44

(January 27, 2013 at 12:19 am)Faith No More Wrote: What gets me the most is that Jesus' return will allegedly be a bloody, violent episode, and for many of them that can't come soon enough.

Mister Sir Faith No More
No it won't. Why would Jesus Christ want to begin an everlasting kingdom of peace with an act of violence? Rather, Jesus's return will be filled with never-ending joy, love and peace.

Ah, so all that nonsense about multi headed enslaving dragon monsters, war, pestilence, death, famine, and cataclysmic disasters in the book of revelations is all a load of bunk then? Good to know.
Nemo me impune lacessit.
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Messages In This Thread
He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 6:31 am
RE: He's Back! - by downbeatplumb - January 26, 2013 at 6:34 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 6:49 am
RE: He's Back! - by Something completely different - January 26, 2013 at 6:55 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 6:58 am
Re: RE: He's Back! - by fr0d0 - January 26, 2013 at 7:42 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 8:42 am
RE: He's Back! - by DeistPaladin - January 26, 2013 at 10:44 am
RE: He's Back! - by Napoléon - January 26, 2013 at 10:02 am
RE: He's Back! - by jonb - January 27, 2013 at 12:34 am
Re: He's Back! - by fr0d0 - January 26, 2013 at 10:37 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 6:57 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Minimalist - January 26, 2013 at 7:03 pm
RE: He's Back! - by LastPoet - January 26, 2013 at 8:17 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Faith No More - January 27, 2013 at 12:19 am
RE: He's Back! - by Pompey - January 27, 2013 at 6:43 am
RE: He's Back! - by Minimalist - January 27, 2013 at 10:29 am
RE: He's Back! - by Christian - January 28, 2013 at 5:42 am
RE: He's Back! - by Dee Dee Ramone - January 28, 2013 at 5:47 am
RE: He's Back! - by Darth - January 28, 2013 at 6:06 am
RE: He's Back! - by Jackalope - February 1, 2013 at 1:42 pm
RE: He's Back! - by ThomM - January 28, 2013 at 10:59 am
RE: He's Back! - by Drich - January 28, 2013 at 12:25 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Christian - January 28, 2013 at 4:36 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 29, 2013 at 1:26 am
RE: He's Back! - by Minimalist - January 28, 2013 at 12:45 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Drich - January 28, 2013 at 5:44 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Minimalist - January 29, 2013 at 1:33 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - January 29, 2013 at 4:44 pm
RE: He's Back! - by ronedee - February 1, 2013 at 11:22 am
RE: He's Back! - by Nine - February 1, 2013 at 11:25 am
RE: He's Back! - by ronedee - February 1, 2013 at 11:31 am
RE: He's Back! - by DeistPaladin - February 1, 2013 at 11:39 am
RE: He's Back! - by Nine - February 1, 2013 at 11:39 am
RE: He's Back! - by pocaracas - February 1, 2013 at 12:45 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 10:49 am
RE: He's Back! - by Question Mark - February 1, 2013 at 12:13 pm
RE: He's Back! - by WinterHold - February 2, 2013 at 2:39 am
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 3:14 am
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 7:44 am
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 11:53 am
RE: He's Back! - by DeistPaladin - February 2, 2013 at 1:04 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 12:57 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 1:03 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 1:06 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - February 2, 2013 at 1:10 pm
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 1:11 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 1:16 pm
Re: He's Back! - by fr0d0 - February 2, 2013 at 3:39 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Nine - February 2, 2013 at 4:55 pm
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 4:51 pm
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 5:03 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Nine - February 2, 2013 at 5:05 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 5:07 pm



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