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When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?

Poll: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
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When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
February 3, 2013 at 2:22 am



Bloody hell. There's not a dozen Christian's on this forum, yet they zero in on each other like heat seeking missiles, guided by the merest whiff of doctrinal difference.


Anyway, back to the OP. I was wondering if I could convert for like three months out of the year, and be my usual heathen self for the other nine? That way, during the deepest, darkest months of winter when I'm too depressed to stir, I could sit on my lotto ticket to heaven. Then during the other nine months I could enjoy raping, murdering and eating babies free of any kind of inhibiting conscience.


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When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Christian - January 28, 2013 at 5:08 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Tobie - January 28, 2013 at 5:14 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Tobie - January 28, 2013 at 10:05 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Nine - January 28, 2013 at 5:17 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Nine - January 28, 2013 at 5:56 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Nine - January 28, 2013 at 6:08 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Nine - January 28, 2013 at 6:19 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Brian37 - February 4, 2013 at 9:49 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Violet - January 28, 2013 at 5:14 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Nine - January 28, 2013 at 10:33 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Rayaan - January 28, 2013 at 3:58 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - January 28, 2013 at 10:38 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Cato - January 28, 2013 at 1:59 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Nine - January 28, 2013 at 2:01 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Nine - January 28, 2013 at 3:19 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Nine - January 28, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Nine - January 28, 2013 at 6:33 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Nine - January 28, 2013 at 6:44 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Nine - January 28, 2013 at 7:06 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Nine - January 28, 2013 at 7:15 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by TaraJo - January 28, 2013 at 8:18 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Pompey - January 28, 2013 at 9:23 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by TaraJo - January 28, 2013 at 9:34 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by TaraJo - January 29, 2013 at 12:44 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Pompey - January 28, 2013 at 9:29 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Pompey - January 28, 2013 at 9:48 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Shell B - January 29, 2013 at 12:46 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Celi - January 28, 2013 at 10:33 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Celi - January 28, 2013 at 11:33 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by festive1 - January 28, 2013 at 11:47 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Celi - January 28, 2013 at 11:48 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Shell B - January 28, 2013 at 11:50 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Pompey - January 29, 2013 at 1:26 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Cinjin - January 29, 2013 at 2:49 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 29, 2013 at 9:02 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Mystical - January 29, 2013 at 10:53 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Brian37 - January 29, 2013 at 9:30 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - January 29, 2013 at 10:43 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 29, 2013 at 11:03 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 30, 2013 at 12:49 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 30, 2013 at 7:51 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Cinjin - January 31, 2013 at 12:34 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 30, 2013 at 1:23 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 30, 2013 at 2:23 pm
Re: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - January 30, 2013 at 6:47 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 30, 2013 at 9:40 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 31, 2013 at 6:22 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Brian37 - January 31, 2013 at 6:45 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 31, 2013 at 7:03 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Brian37 - January 31, 2013 at 9:41 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 31, 2013 at 9:47 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Brian37 - January 31, 2013 at 11:05 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 31, 2013 at 11:15 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 31, 2013 at 10:26 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 31, 2013 at 10:42 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Darkstar - January 31, 2013 at 10:57 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 31, 2013 at 10:57 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 31, 2013 at 10:58 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 31, 2013 at 11:48 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 31, 2013 at 12:09 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Brian37 - January 31, 2013 at 11:58 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Brian37 - January 31, 2013 at 11:35 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 31, 2013 at 12:22 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Brian37 - January 31, 2013 at 12:35 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 31, 2013 at 1:23 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Brian37 - January 31, 2013 at 1:30 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 31, 2013 at 1:48 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Mystical - January 31, 2013 at 11:03 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Violet - January 31, 2013 at 11:07 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - January 31, 2013 at 11:15 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Violet - January 31, 2013 at 11:20 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Mystical - January 31, 2013 at 11:18 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 1, 2013 at 12:50 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Violet - February 1, 2013 at 2:01 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 1, 2013 at 2:21 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Violet - February 1, 2013 at 2:43 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 1, 2013 at 3:02 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 1, 2013 at 4:02 pm
Re: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 1, 2013 at 4:29 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 1, 2013 at 4:39 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 1, 2013 at 6:24 pm
Re: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 2, 2013 at 2:25 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 2:34 am
Re: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 2, 2013 at 4:19 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 6:09 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 4:48 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 5:04 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 5:16 am
Re: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 2, 2013 at 5:18 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 5:23 am
Re: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 2, 2013 at 5:26 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 5:30 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 5:46 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 5:56 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 5:59 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 6:23 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 6:34 am
Re: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 2, 2013 at 6:38 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 6:45 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 7:03 am
Re: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 2, 2013 at 7:04 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 7:06 am
Re: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 2, 2013 at 7:12 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 7:20 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 7:31 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 7:38 am
Re: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 2, 2013 at 3:52 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 4:06 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 5:48 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 7:17 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 7:46 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 8:12 pm
Re: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 2, 2013 at 7:53 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 8:04 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 8:42 pm
Re: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 2, 2013 at 9:18 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Angrboda - February 3, 2013 at 2:22 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 4:44 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 4:53 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 6:39 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 7:31 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 7:40 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 7:52 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 8:08 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - February 3, 2013 at 8:12 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 8:23 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - February 3, 2013 at 8:36 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 8:15 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - February 3, 2013 at 8:20 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 8:35 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Nine - February 3, 2013 at 8:38 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 8:38 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - February 3, 2013 at 8:53 am
Re: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 3, 2013 at 8:55 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 9:00 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 3, 2013 at 9:08 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 9:07 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 2:13 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 9:03 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Nine - February 3, 2013 at 9:05 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 9:09 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 3, 2013 at 9:12 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 9:19 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - February 3, 2013 at 9:31 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 3, 2013 at 9:31 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by renew - February 3, 2013 at 9:36 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - February 3, 2013 at 9:40 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 3, 2013 at 9:44 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by renew - February 3, 2013 at 9:32 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 9:08 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 9:33 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Nine - February 3, 2013 at 9:36 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 9:42 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Nine - February 3, 2013 at 9:49 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 3, 2013 at 9:39 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 3, 2013 at 9:42 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by renew - February 3, 2013 at 9:43 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 3, 2013 at 10:18 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 9:53 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 3, 2013 at 10:10 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Mystical - February 3, 2013 at 10:19 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 10:14 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 3, 2013 at 10:41 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 10:49 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 3, 2013 at 11:09 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 11:25 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 3, 2013 at 11:30 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 11:45 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by renew - February 3, 2013 at 12:21 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 3, 2013 at 12:42 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - February 3, 2013 at 3:03 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - February 3, 2013 at 3:37 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 3:48 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - February 3, 2013 at 4:09 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 4:21 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - February 3, 2013 at 4:22 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Nine - February 3, 2013 at 4:24 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 3, 2013 at 4:24 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - February 3, 2013 at 4:59 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by justin - February 3, 2013 at 5:08 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 3, 2013 at 5:46 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - February 3, 2013 at 6:21 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - February 4, 2013 at 9:40 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Angrboda - February 4, 2013 at 12:29 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 4, 2013 at 12:43 am
Re: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 4, 2013 at 2:54 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 4, 2013 at 11:20 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Brian37 - February 4, 2013 at 10:14 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 4, 2013 at 3:37 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by genkaus - February 5, 2013 at 12:54 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - February 5, 2013 at 1:14 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - February 4, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 4, 2013 at 12:20 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - February 4, 2013 at 12:25 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 4, 2013 at 12:28 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - February 4, 2013 at 12:37 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 4, 2013 at 12:48 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - February 4, 2013 at 12:51 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 4, 2013 at 12:59 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - February 4, 2013 at 1:16 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 5, 2013 at 4:28 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by Zone - February 5, 2013 at 4:45 pm
Re: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by fr0d0 - February 5, 2013 at 7:21 pm
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by catfish - February 6, 2013 at 10:20 am
RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity? - by LastPoet - February 6, 2013 at 11:09 am

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