Let me try to clarify things here. Based on available evidence, neither Catfish nor Fr00dy are sockpuppets. Line drawn underneath that issue; carry on.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'