RE: Alabamian Atheist in Need of Advice
February 10, 2013 at 5:38 am
(This post was last modified: February 10, 2013 at 5:45 am by Violet.)
(January 22, 2013 at 7:50 pm)catfish Wrote: I have some advice for you if you wish to "come out" as they say...
I have advice on coming out too... don't. You'll have *way* more sex if you avoid telling your parents that you're homosexu-
Oh, just another atheist? Well, you still shouldn't... but pretending you're religious might just be the ticket that lands you the ladies (or men, but let's be honest: they were a given). Christian girls are easy
(February 9, 2013 at 11:06 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: I feel like an expert on coming out because I've had to come out so many times: as an atheist, as a lesbian, as a vegetarian, as a feminist, etc.
Ooh, you should try telling your parents that you're a woman (or... I guess a man, in your case). They eat that shit up.
I'd like to say I'm an expert at coming out: I told my parents routinely since I was 13 that I was a woman, and continued to have sex with men that they kept allowing me to sleep with
Wasn't until I was like 17 that anyone grew half a brain and questioned it. Still: teenagers shall find a way
Of course, they wouldn't let me within 10 feet of other girls... so I didn't get to enjoy the full range of my sexuality. At least my parents can be comfortable knowing that they were half right
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
