Man quits job over bad woo

[John V]

I must not be living like a woman. I jokingly talking about my 2-ft dick often.

You are living like a woman, hence we conclude you're joking. They could have done the same.

And yes, Tara and Lilly have penises, their penises are a part of their bodies until they can afford/want to do otherwise. You can judge if you like, but it just makes you look like a giant cunt-waffle and a sexist in the process.

So, you are judging me, and using a sexist insult (cunt) in the process.