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Does God have a penis?
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RE: Does God have a penis?
(February 13, 2013 at 12:07 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: Apparently according to most Christians, if you have a penis, you're male and should be called that no matter how much you may wish to be recognized as the other gender.

God is referred to as a man, and there are many Christians who will insist on maintaining that description against some liberal Christian's attempts to gender neutralize God. Does this mean God has a penis?

If he doesn't have a penis and his gender is just metaphorical, why is it he can be thought of as a male despite his lack of a penis but person can't be thought as female if they don't have a vagina?

I've heard a few Christians say that god has a holy penis which is beyond comprehension and has some sort of mystical, second function instead of the biological one that organic penises have.
What falls away is always, and is near.

Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
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Does God have a penis? - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - February 13, 2013 at 12:07 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Baalzebutt - February 13, 2013 at 12:11 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by WitchSabrina - February 13, 2013 at 12:20 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Aegrus - February 13, 2013 at 12:11 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Something completely different - February 13, 2013 at 12:22 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Aegrus - February 13, 2013 at 2:01 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Baalzebutt - February 13, 2013 at 12:22 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Kayenneh - February 13, 2013 at 4:41 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Violet - February 13, 2013 at 6:38 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Vera - February 13, 2013 at 8:30 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Dee Dee Ramone - February 13, 2013 at 8:39 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - February 13, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by KichigaiNeko - February 13, 2013 at 8:46 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by The Magic Pudding - February 13, 2013 at 9:00 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Zone - February 13, 2013 at 9:11 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Dee Dee Ramone - February 13, 2013 at 9:15 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by ThomM - February 16, 2013 at 2:36 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by ThomM - February 17, 2013 at 11:40 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Cato - February 17, 2013 at 1:06 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by ThomM - February 17, 2013 at 9:00 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Minimalist - February 17, 2013 at 1:09 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by paulpablo - February 17, 2013 at 1:35 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by CleanShavenJesus - February 17, 2013 at 9:15 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Minimalist - February 18, 2013 at 1:54 pm

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