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Does God have a penis?

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Does God have a penis?
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RE: Does God have a penis?
February 13, 2013 at 12:20 pm (This post was last modified: February 13, 2013 at 12:22 pm by WitchSabrina.)
(February 13, 2013 at 12:11 am)Baalzebutt Wrote: I don't know if he has a penis but sure is good at fucking people...

ROFLOL
(February 13, 2013 at 9:00 am)The Magic Pudding Wrote: He did have a penis, I have it now.
I'm offering it for sale, open to offers.
It's hardly used, not like some holy penises.
Come on, politicians, generals, preacher people,
think of the authority holding gods penis would give.

The ultimate magic wand. I'm jealous.
Diagon Alley here I come to shop....

Oh
wait

You mean ONE god?
Well then.....I am screwed huh?
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Does God have a penis?

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Does God have a penis? - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - February 13, 2013 at 12:07 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Baalzebutt - February 13, 2013 at 12:11 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by WitchSabrina - February 13, 2013 at 12:20 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Aegrus - February 13, 2013 at 12:11 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Something completely different - February 13, 2013 at 12:22 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Aegrus - February 13, 2013 at 2:01 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Baalzebutt - February 13, 2013 at 12:22 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Kayenneh - February 13, 2013 at 4:41 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Violet - February 13, 2013 at 6:38 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Vera - February 13, 2013 at 8:30 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Dee Dee Ramone - February 13, 2013 at 8:39 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - February 13, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by KichigaiNeko - February 13, 2013 at 8:46 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by The Magic Pudding - February 13, 2013 at 9:00 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Zone - February 13, 2013 at 9:11 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Dee Dee Ramone - February 13, 2013 at 9:15 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by ThomM - February 16, 2013 at 2:36 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by ThomM - February 17, 2013 at 11:40 am
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Cato - February 17, 2013 at 1:06 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by ThomM - February 17, 2013 at 9:00 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Minimalist - February 17, 2013 at 1:09 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by paulpablo - February 17, 2013 at 1:35 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by CleanShavenJesus - February 17, 2013 at 9:15 pm
RE: Does God have a penis? - by Minimalist - February 18, 2013 at 1:54 pm

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