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My asteroid defense method
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My asteroid defense method
If a large asteroid was heading towards earth, no need to reinact a Michael Bay movie.

It's quite simple. As we all know, shooting stars grant wishes. These things are tiny. Asteroids are huge so the wish granting power of an asteroid must be incredible.

As the asteroid is just about to hit, we would make a cooridinated attempt across the world to wish it away. If this is successful, it should be able to grant the wishes of 6 billion people and start moving away from earth.


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My asteroid defense method - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - February 18, 2013 at 3:05 pm
RE: My asteroid defense method - by Nine - February 18, 2013 at 3:14 pm
RE: My asteroid defense method - by Psykhronic - February 18, 2013 at 3:22 pm
RE: My asteroid defense method - by Cyberman - February 18, 2013 at 3:56 pm
RE: My asteroid defense method - by pocaracas - February 18, 2013 at 4:35 pm
RE: My asteroid defense method - by Jackalope - February 18, 2013 at 4:40 pm
RE: My asteroid defense method - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - February 18, 2013 at 5:30 pm
RE: My asteroid defense method - by CleanShavenJesus - February 18, 2013 at 6:12 pm
RE: My asteroid defense method - by Darth - February 18, 2013 at 9:54 pm



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