(February 28, 2013 at 11:01 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: Where I grew up there was a guy who would sneak into farms at night and cut open the genitals of cows with a knife whilest masturbating.
Himself or the cows? I need to get some idea of the appropriate level of disgust here.

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'