Have you ever wondered, why a deity would pick someone with questionable sanity to send "his word" instead of just getting on his holy P.A. system and saying "NOW HEAR THIS. THIS IS GOD TALKING! STOP BEING SUCH DICKHEADS! THAT IS ALL. [CLICK]". You know, making a clear statement that everyone can hear? Instead we get the old "mysterious ways" gambit, and "he doesn't want to force you to do things you don't want to do so he can torture you for all eternity later on". Crap like that.
“I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"— Ned Flanders
