A friend lost a piece of his finger last month and someone told him, "Just be thankful to the Lord that he didn't take your other fingers." Wow. And if you break my nose I'll thank you for not going for my crotch.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon