That one about winning a dancing contest, something like that happened to me years ago. I'd gone ice skating, for the first and only time, and I was trying to find my feet on the ice. At one point I tried crossing from one side of the rink to the other. I did quite well, I thought. That is, until two girls came gliding up to me and asked me why I'd break-danced instead of skating normally.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
