Hmm, interesting. Apparently I'm going to die by drowning at the age of 87, while attempting the world record for orally pleasuring young Hollywood starlets on my yacht at a California resort. I've a sneaking suspicion I may just have taken the wrong test.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'




