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Semen, the New Weapon
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
(March 22, 2013 at 4:53 pm)Tonus Wrote:
(March 22, 2013 at 4:51 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Also, this reminds me of something from a story I've been reading:

Huh... Lovecraft did porn stories. Who knew?
No, Jake Tanner is even more fucked up than any of the Great Old Ones could ever be; although, the way the main character of the book is described, he may as well be an eldritch abomination: He's six inches tall, has a fat penis that ranges from two to forty-five feet long, and has biceps 28 feet around. (Fun fact: look at Deviantart and search for "Ronan Beelzebub." There's one pic that draws him exactly as he is descibed. It is horrifying)

It's from a Naruto fanfic called "Naruto Veangance Revelaitons," and, as you may have guessed, it's not safe for work or mental health.
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Semen, the New Weapon - by thesummerqueen - March 22, 2013 at 1:38 pm
RE: Semen, the New Weapon - by Nine - March 22, 2013 at 1:45 pm
RE: Semen, the New Weapon - by Faith No More - March 22, 2013 at 1:49 pm
RE: Semen, the New Weapon - by Angrboda - March 22, 2013 at 2:53 pm
RE: Semen, the New Weapon - by Kayenneh - March 22, 2013 at 2:54 pm
RE: Semen, the New Weapon - by Tonus - March 22, 2013 at 2:55 pm
RE: Semen, the New Weapon - by Nine - March 22, 2013 at 3:40 pm
RE: Semen, the New Weapon - by LastPoet - March 22, 2013 at 3:41 pm
RE: Semen, the New Weapon - by Kayenneh - March 22, 2013 at 4:29 pm
RE: Semen, the New Weapon - by Rev. Rye - March 22, 2013 at 4:51 pm
RE: Semen, the New Weapon - by Tonus - March 22, 2013 at 4:53 pm
RE: Semen, the New Weapon - by Rev. Rye - March 22, 2013 at 5:03 pm
RE: Semen, the New Weapon - by thesummerqueen - March 22, 2013 at 4:55 pm
RE: Semen, the New Weapon - by Tonus - March 22, 2013 at 8:26 pm
RE: Semen, the New Weapon - by Rev. Rye - March 22, 2013 at 9:41 pm
RE: Semen, the New Weapon - by Violet - March 23, 2013 at 3:08 am
RE: Semen, the New Weapon - by Justtristo - March 22, 2013 at 10:37 pm
RE: Semen, the New Weapon - by KichigaiNeko - March 23, 2013 at 10:06 am
RE: Semen, the New Weapon - by TaraJo - March 23, 2013 at 10:36 am

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