(March 22, 2013 at 4:53 pm)Tonus Wrote:No, Jake Tanner is even more fucked up than any of the Great Old Ones could ever be; although, the way the main character of the book is described, he may as well be an eldritch abomination: He's six inches tall, has a fat penis that ranges from two to forty-five feet long, and has biceps 28 feet around. (Fun fact: look at Deviantart and search for "Ronan Beelzebub." There's one pic that draws him exactly as he is descibed. It is horrifying)(March 22, 2013 at 4:51 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Also, this reminds me of something from a story I've been reading:
Huh... Lovecraft did porn stories. Who knew?
It's from a Naruto fanfic called "Naruto Veangance Revelaitons," and, as you may have guessed, it's not safe for work or mental health.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.