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Jesus was a shape shifter

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Jesus was a shape shifter
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RE: Jesus was a shape shifter
March 22, 2013 at 9:03 pm
(March 22, 2013 at 8:04 pm)ChadWooters Wrote:
(March 18, 2013 at 2:56 pm)Faith No More Wrote: If I was Christian, my Jesus would be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes and smite the wicked with just his thoughts.
Wait. He can't do that! Whoa, that changes everything.

I thought it lightning bolts out his arse? Damned Christians never have been able to get their story straight.
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Jesus was a shape shifter - by popeyespappy - March 17, 2013 at 12:45 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Joel - March 17, 2013 at 1:00 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Minimalist - March 17, 2013 at 1:00 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Joel - March 17, 2013 at 1:02 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Godschild - March 17, 2013 at 4:52 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by popeyespappy - March 17, 2013 at 6:53 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Godschild - March 18, 2013 at 11:04 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by popeyespappy - March 18, 2013 at 11:15 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Godschild - March 19, 2013 at 12:57 am
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Tonus - March 19, 2013 at 9:32 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by smax - March 22, 2013 at 6:26 am
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Minimalist - March 17, 2013 at 5:43 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Joel - March 17, 2013 at 6:16 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Confused Ape - March 18, 2013 at 2:46 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Faith No More - March 18, 2013 at 2:56 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Minimalist - March 18, 2013 at 4:29 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Neo-Scholastic - March 22, 2013 at 8:04 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by popeyespappy - March 22, 2013 at 9:03 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by thesummerqueen - March 18, 2013 at 3:13 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Cinjin - March 18, 2013 at 6:04 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by popeyespappy - March 19, 2013 at 8:34 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Godschild - March 21, 2013 at 12:27 am
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Tonus - March 21, 2013 at 6:17 am
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Godschild - March 22, 2013 at 1:36 am
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Tonus - March 22, 2013 at 5:15 am
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by catfish - March 22, 2013 at 5:20 am
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Godschild - March 22, 2013 at 7:58 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Tonus - March 22, 2013 at 8:20 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by smax - March 23, 2013 at 7:00 am
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Godschild - March 25, 2013 at 2:27 am
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by smax - March 25, 2013 at 3:23 am
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Godschild - March 25, 2013 at 3:39 am
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by popeyespappy - March 25, 2013 at 8:56 am
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by Minimalist - March 19, 2013 at 8:37 pm
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by KichigaiNeko - March 22, 2013 at 6:28 am
RE: Jesus was a shape shifter - by smax - March 22, 2013 at 6:32 am

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