RE: Ladies, I get that you need them, but.
March 23, 2013 at 2:15 am
(This post was last modified: March 23, 2013 at 2:29 am by Violet.)
(March 23, 2013 at 1:31 am)FragileTag Wrote: what if they use red dye.
You say that now... but then: KAMIKAZE MEXICANS WILL DEVOUR YOUR NOW-FINNISH SOUL UNTIL IT COMES OUT THEIR EARS AND POWERS A TRAIN GOING AT 9438 MPH CLEAN THROUGH IT'S CRASH INTO A GIGANTIC SLEDGEHAMMER THAT DERAILS IT CLEAR THROUGH TO KENTUCKY AND SMACKS RHYTHM UPSIDE THE LEFT ASS OF HIS JEANS HANGING OUT TO DRY IN THE CHOCOLATE RAIN (AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN HIS KIDS ARE THROWING THEIR SHIT AROUND) AND BOY ISN'T HIS WIFE JUST KINKY AS ALL HELL SOMETHING ABOUT GUNDAMN COCONUT BRAINS ZERO SODA SPAGHETTI DANIMALS DRINK THE KOOL-AID MAN LESBIANS HOLDING HANDS AND THE FUCKING GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS... AGAIN. WE ALL START SINGING BULLSHIT SONGS LIKE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IspD6wELxJ0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjE126KvPZI
AND EVEN MORE LAND BEFORE TIME BECAUSE WE'RE JUST THAT FUCKING ADDICTED TO THE FRANCHISE. AND HONORABLE MENTION TO KUMBAYA, ONLY EVERYONE ELSE IS DEAD BECAUSE WE ATE ALL OF OUR FRIENDS FOR DINNER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6kdgchSAJ8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRafLNxzz8c
WE BROUGHT THIS ON OURSELVES! WE CANNOT TAKE IT BACK! IT IS THE END OF EVERYTHING! BEYOND IS ONLY THE MYSTERIOUS BEYOND AND WHATEVER LIES BEYOND THAT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7O6gT6uJUI
HORRIFIC PENIS JOKES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRBcB3TWM08
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day