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The Bible-Boooooring
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RE: The Bible-Boooooring
The critical difference is that understanding science is not necessary. Whether or not one understands how electrons are transmitted has no bearing on whether one can use electronic devices, much less what happens to one after one dies. It is definitely useful, and of immense benefit, to understand how things work, but you can get by in life without most of it.

If you don't get God's 'truth' right, however, you pay for it forever.

The Bible is difficult to read because it badly-written and inconsistent. Centuries of theologians have perpetrated a giant fraud by making it out to be far more obtuse than it really is, but it's understandable: without the hard work of such useless people, the Bible would have been rightly discarded ages ago as the useless pulp fiction it really is.

Read it straightforward and you get the distilled truth of the Judeo-Christian God. Listen to theologians if you want the intellectual equivalent of a paid testimonial in an infomercial for bra-filling silicone inserts.
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The Bible-Boooooring - by CapnAwesome - March 24, 2013 at 8:48 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by MysticKnight - March 24, 2013 at 8:53 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Minimalist - March 24, 2013 at 9:27 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Minimalist - March 24, 2013 at 8:53 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by rexbeccarox - March 24, 2013 at 9:39 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Tonus - March 24, 2013 at 9:57 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 10:47 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by John V - March 25, 2013 at 9:05 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by CapnAwesome - March 25, 2013 at 11:59 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by John V - March 25, 2013 at 12:34 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Godschild - March 25, 2013 at 2:22 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Minimalist - March 25, 2013 at 2:39 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Ryantology - March 25, 2013 at 3:39 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Godschild - March 25, 2013 at 4:00 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by CleanShavenJesus - March 26, 2013 at 1:25 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Justtristo - March 25, 2013 at 4:23 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Minimalist - March 25, 2013 at 12:13 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Ryantology - March 25, 2013 at 2:53 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Minimalist - March 25, 2013 at 11:39 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Neo-Scholastic - March 25, 2013 at 3:51 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by jstrodel - March 25, 2013 at 9:57 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Ryantology - March 25, 2013 at 11:39 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by jstrodel - March 26, 2013 at 4:31 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by thesummerqueen - March 25, 2013 at 10:30 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by jstrodel - March 25, 2013 at 11:36 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by thesummerqueen - March 26, 2013 at 6:35 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by smax - March 26, 2013 at 6:07 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Minimalist - March 26, 2013 at 4:41 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by DeistPaladin - March 26, 2013 at 6:17 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Ryantology - March 26, 2013 at 6:21 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by jstrodel - March 26, 2013 at 11:20 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Ryantology - March 26, 2013 at 11:31 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Darkstar - March 26, 2013 at 11:33 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Cato - March 27, 2013 at 12:26 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by CapnAwesome - March 27, 2013 at 5:42 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Darkstar - March 27, 2013 at 6:02 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by jstrodel - March 26, 2013 at 11:41 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by catfish - March 27, 2013 at 6:16 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Ryantology - March 27, 2013 at 6:27 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by CleanShavenJesus - March 27, 2013 at 9:02 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Minimalist - March 27, 2013 at 10:27 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Creed of Heresy - March 27, 2013 at 10:29 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Esquilax - March 27, 2013 at 10:47 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Creed of Heresy - March 27, 2013 at 11:15 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Minimalist - March 27, 2013 at 11:25 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Tex - March 27, 2013 at 11:42 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 12:00 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Minimalist - March 28, 2013 at 12:41 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 12:54 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Minimalist - March 28, 2013 at 4:05 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Esquilax - March 28, 2013 at 1:08 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 1:17 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Esquilax - March 28, 2013 at 1:36 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:18 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Ryantology - March 28, 2013 at 1:46 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 1:49 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Ryantology - March 28, 2013 at 2:08 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 2:23 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Esquilax - March 28, 2013 at 2:34 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Ryantology - March 28, 2013 at 2:43 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 2:41 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Esquilax - March 28, 2013 at 3:12 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 3:02 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by downbeatplumb - March 28, 2013 at 11:23 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Ryantology - March 28, 2013 at 3:10 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 3:12 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by CapnAwesome - March 28, 2013 at 11:08 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Esquilax - March 28, 2013 at 11:53 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Esquilax - March 28, 2013 at 3:20 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 11:10 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Tex - March 28, 2013 at 12:02 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Ryantology - March 28, 2013 at 2:45 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 12:03 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Neo-Scholastic - March 28, 2013 at 7:44 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by rexbeccarox - March 28, 2013 at 5:29 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Tex - March 28, 2013 at 6:03 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 6:05 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Cato - March 28, 2013 at 6:45 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by The Grand Nudger - March 28, 2013 at 6:07 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 6:08 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Tex - March 28, 2013 at 8:21 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 8:24 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Neo-Scholastic - March 28, 2013 at 10:40 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 10:49 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Neo-Scholastic - March 28, 2013 at 11:08 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Ryantology - March 28, 2013 at 8:24 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Tex - March 28, 2013 at 8:36 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Minimalist - March 28, 2013 at 10:56 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 11:09 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Tex - March 28, 2013 at 11:16 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Neo-Scholastic - March 28, 2013 at 11:39 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Tex - March 28, 2013 at 11:47 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Minimalist - March 29, 2013 at 12:45 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Tex - March 29, 2013 at 11:42 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Psykhronic - March 29, 2013 at 11:44 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Tex - March 29, 2013 at 12:30 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 29, 2013 at 12:34 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Tex - March 29, 2013 at 1:09 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by CleanShavenJesus - March 29, 2013 at 2:33 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Joel - March 29, 2013 at 1:10 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Ryantology - March 29, 2013 at 1:11 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Tex - March 29, 2013 at 2:23 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Ryantology - March 29, 2013 at 3:20 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Tex - March 29, 2013 at 3:40 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by CleanShavenJesus - March 29, 2013 at 3:42 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Silver - March 29, 2013 at 3:43 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Ryantology - March 29, 2013 at 3:49 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Tex - March 29, 2013 at 3:56 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Silver - March 29, 2013 at 4:04 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by CleanShavenJesus - March 29, 2013 at 4:06 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Ryantology - March 29, 2013 at 4:11 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by The Grand Nudger - March 29, 2013 at 5:48 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Tex - March 29, 2013 at 6:28 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Ryantology - March 29, 2013 at 9:14 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by jstrodel - March 29, 2013 at 10:41 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Joel - March 29, 2013 at 10:43 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by jstrodel - March 29, 2013 at 10:51 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Ryantology - March 30, 2013 at 3:08 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Joel - March 29, 2013 at 10:54 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Tex - March 29, 2013 at 11:56 pm
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Whateverist - March 30, 2013 at 1:01 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Tex - March 30, 2013 at 11:11 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Ryantology - March 30, 2013 at 1:10 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Tex - March 30, 2013 at 10:55 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by The Grand Nudger - March 30, 2013 at 10:56 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by The Grand Nudger - March 30, 2013 at 11:19 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by Tex - March 30, 2013 at 11:41 am
RE: The Bible-Boooooring - by The Grand Nudger - March 30, 2013 at 11:45 am

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