What is it with sex that is so awful? Did people just have horrible sex and end up hating it so much? Seriously, dude! (scratching my head) I don't fukin get it.
a) Pastor from my old church while preaching says, "You have to stay on top of your children's masturbation habits as a good parent. I ask my children weekly how they're doing with their masturbation. The day they say they masturbated will be the day I failed as a parent."
b) Pastor from my old church makes me stand in front of 500 peeps to say I'm sorry because I had premarital sex. Makes me... because I was brainwashed and like a marionette floating around. All he had to do was pull the strings. Now I know I was mentally ill.
c) Pastor while preaching, "You need to purify your intimacy. Pray before you have sexual encounters with your wife."
And they call us perverts! You can't get much more perverted than that.
Plus, I'm thinking...
what is so awful about sex? Why do you say to turn your sexual desires toward a positive direction? Sex is positive (unless it's rape). I mean... it's enjoyable, it burns calories, it's fun, healthy, etc. It brings people together. It makes relationships stronger. It's natural. Eating is natural. Why not condemn eating before noon? Why not say eating yummy things is awful? Why not make sleeping more than six hours a sin? And even then, why is enjoyment bad? Why would a god make people giving them senses and then prohibit them from using them for pleasure? I truly, faken seriously don't get it with the obsession of religious peeps and sex as a bad thing. You are missing out, dudes! And the worst part is that when you die it does end there and I won't get the chance to tell you that I told you so.
a) Pastor from my old church while preaching says, "You have to stay on top of your children's masturbation habits as a good parent. I ask my children weekly how they're doing with their masturbation. The day they say they masturbated will be the day I failed as a parent."
b) Pastor from my old church makes me stand in front of 500 peeps to say I'm sorry because I had premarital sex. Makes me... because I was brainwashed and like a marionette floating around. All he had to do was pull the strings. Now I know I was mentally ill.
c) Pastor while preaching, "You need to purify your intimacy. Pray before you have sexual encounters with your wife."
And they call us perverts! You can't get much more perverted than that.
Plus, I'm thinking...
what is so awful about sex? Why do you say to turn your sexual desires toward a positive direction? Sex is positive (unless it's rape). I mean... it's enjoyable, it burns calories, it's fun, healthy, etc. It brings people together. It makes relationships stronger. It's natural. Eating is natural. Why not condemn eating before noon? Why not say eating yummy things is awful? Why not make sleeping more than six hours a sin? And even then, why is enjoyment bad? Why would a god make people giving them senses and then prohibit them from using them for pleasure? I truly, faken seriously don't get it with the obsession of religious peeps and sex as a bad thing. You are missing out, dudes! And the worst part is that when you die it does end there and I won't get the chance to tell you that I told you so.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
